Today's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. It's a little less impressive when you work alone, although it does cut down on the weird looks you get. Everybody else is doing all the "Avast" and "Ye Maties". I'm flexing my fingers and saying "Savvy?" and hoping someone says "You're the worst cartoonist I've ever heard of" so I can reply "Yes, but you have heard of me." No eye makeup, though.