Here's the quotes and the answers (I started doing the quotes with page three.)
3. Crystal Duck!
Friends. When Chandler accidentally spills the beans about Ross loving Rachel at the end of the first season.
4. Legen… wait for it… dary!
How I Met Your Mother. Barney does versions of this all the time.
5. We’ll Skip Lunch
Gung Ho. Michael Keaton and Gedde Wanatabbe explain how they're going to finish all the cars up in one day.
6. Of Course You Did, You Saucy Minx You
Love, Actually. Newly elected Prime Minister Hugh Grant asks a portrait of Maggie Thatcher if she had the same problems with relationships that he does.
7. Nice Suit…John Phillips, London… I Hear Arafat Gets His There
Die Hard. Hans Gruber makes small talk with Mr. Nakatomi in one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time.
8. A Driver Don’t Pick the Car
Transformers. I'd just watched it with RiffTracks when I finished that page. I have no idea why Bernie Mac showed up in that movie. He was almost parachuted in. But the movie was fun.
9. Come With Me If You Want to Live
Terminator 1,2,3. A classic line that Peter David once opined that you can't argue with, you have to go.
10. I Have No Responsibilities Here Whatsoever
A Few Good Men. Sam explains why he's tagging along with Daniel Khaffi, and so began my mad love for Aaron Sorkin dialogue.
11. We Need To Schedule More Events Where Somebody Gives Me a Really Big Fish
The American President. President Sheppard discusses his schedule with Janie. More Sorkinisms.
12. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
Malice. The forgotten Sorkin screenplay. The most elaborate con in history, but man is it fun to watch.