During my recent trip to New Orleans, I happened upon the Star Trek Slot Machine at the Harrah's casino. It was all kinds of cool, aside from the part where it took my money. If I was really channelling my inner Kirk, I could have found a way to talk it into paying out. "Fact… you are a machine… that's meant to pay out… yet you are not paying out. Why? You've failed your primary directive. You're also meant to entertain… but with no payout… I'm not entertained. Failure number two!"