Page two is done, and it's my first TSA based joke. Having flown to Texas and back recently, these airportisms are pretty fresh. I have to say, though, I've never had any problems with TSA. Sure, the water thing's a hassle and all, but they've always been friendly and professional. To me at least, I know your mileage may vary.
Incidentally, this joke was one of the two spurred by my brainstorming session with Mr. Jesse Jackson, and broke the mental logjam that kept me from starting back up. Well, now it's started up, so blame him.