According to my good friend Paul Storrie, Superman's east-to-west Walk Across America is taking him from Michigan to… Ohio? That seems like the wrong direction. It's obviously of note to us, since Paul lives in Michigan, and I live in Ohio. Paul asked me, as a Supermanologist, how this was possible. I could only come up with ten reasons. A Top Ten list, as it were…
10. Road construction detour re-routed him back into Ohio.
9. The little known Flint, Michigan Stargate messes up everyone.
8. JMS is bringing back rarely remembered Silver Age Geography Vision power.
7. Superman walked into Detroit, got scared, and slowly backed out for a couple hundred miles.
6. Lexcorp GPS sucks, although the downloadable Clancy Brown voice is pretty cool.
5. Red Kryptonite caused Superman to briefly lose his sense of direction by a lot.
4. Superboy punched the walls of reality and Ohio and Michigan have flopped places in the DC's United States.
3. Realized too late Columbus is hosting the Michigan-OSU game this year.
2. Superman tried walking backwards to reverse the spin of the Earth and fix the Ohio-Michigan War of 1835.
1.He heard about Melt Bar and Grilled and had to rush back to try it.
Of bigger note to me is that Superman is somehow skipping Cleveland, the land of his literal birth.